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Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 15, 2025


Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.

hey jon looking real ocky today

by jersemty April 26, 2021


Jon

He is the The Lord of Mongoose land. He also has a messed up family tree

He is Joning around

by Bullybird February 18, 2023


Jon

A Jon is when somebody is a total fake. It also could be used to mean loser, bum, or ham.

Dat boy a jon fr he switched up on me for his bitch

(This word was created by popular Fort Wayne artist, Rno $tappo)

by MILLWalking260 September 28, 2023


Jon

a fucking legend, a boss and the sex God, will fuck your crush and your girl, your sister and more he will also make you cry

RABDOM ASS DUDE:hey Jon
JON:kakapupu

by still_sour November 24, 2021


Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.

I need a Jon in my life.

by Escantiawapa September 08, 2021


Jon

A person that is crazy photogenic. Try any angle and they will rock it.

May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.

Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.

Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).

They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.

That boy is really kind! He must be a Jon

by GrilledMeat February 19, 2022