1th

"1th" is what people who don't know any better use in place of "1st". "2th" and "3th" also may be used by the same individuals.

I ranked 1th place in this race! Then again, I only raced against 3 other people...

janury 1th

what?

janury 1th

1th base

1st base, only really, REALLY depressing. Often involves use of nose or teeth, and results in never seeing each other again.

"Dude, I just got to 1st base!"
"More like 1th base, bro! Did you even brush you teeth?"

january 1th

national Greg day, celebrate everyone named Greg!

larry: oh hey Greg *hugs* its national Greg day!, January 1th
Greg: thank you