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a huge breadstick, a highlighter kitten, a giggly kangaroo and a very squishy puppy.
P1, THE BAND 5SOS ARE SO ASDFGHJKL
P1. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BREADSTICK, GOD DAMN HE IS HOT.
P2. YEAH AND THE GIGGLY KANGAROO IS SO CUTE
P1. DONT FORGET ABOUT THE HIGHLIGHTER KITTEN OML
P2. AND THE SQUISHY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boyband. DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCE CALL THIS BOYBAND A BAND. There are obviously 5 members as the title of this boyband is FIVE stilky odd sexies. They all are horny all the time, and the age of the members varies from 11 to 89. The songs are mostly about gay relationships, hairy vaginas, and dick popping sodas. 3/5 of these members have also had past carrieers in the porn industry.
Members:
Luekas Citremmings: 89 years old vocalist, never hits any notes, and always wear his hair down. Married to his guitar which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband.
Calvin Hoodie: 14 years old asian, taking a part in the porn industry. no further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband.
Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be actively involved in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and pink is his favourite colour.
Teenage fangirl of the boyband.
Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay, 11 years old drummer. Married. Plays on his plastic drumset.
Baby of the boyband.
Ketchup: Noone really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then.
Porn star of the boyband.
omG 5 ES OH ES IS MY FAVOURITE S AHHHHH
5sos
A shitty band known as 5SOS. Pretty crap and the fandom sucks.
Them:5SOS is so great
Me: shut it
biggest band that no ones ever heard of
“Have you heard of 5sos”
“Urm no, sing one of their songs”
“She looks so perfect standing there–
“IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR”
world's most unrecognized band
have you heard of 5sos?
no who even is that
*youngblood starts playing*
ohhh that band, yeah they're really good
5sos, or 5 Seconds of Summer.
You mean those 4 delicious, tall, talented, sex gods?
Yep they are so hot
Hot
Af
Do you realise how hot they are
AMAZING MUSIC
5sos ayo