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Who any true Scotsman supports at a major football tournament, Anyone But England.
C'mon ABE, let's beat these arrogant febs.
Awkward But Entertaining (ABE) - when someone or something is simultaneously extremely awkward and embarrassingly entertaining.
Customer - "I'm looking to buy a bottle of your nougaretto"
Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks*
Customer - "It's actually for my mum"
Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time"
Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!"
Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you"
Customer - "oh god"
Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!"
Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall
Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities"
Girlfriend - "how so?"
Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist"
Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?"
Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up"
Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress*
*laughter*
*porno ensues....*
Troy: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone
La araña discoteca
Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca
Troy: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
Cabeza es nieve
Cerveza es bueno
Abed: Buenos días, me gustas papas frias
Bigote de la cabra
Es Cameron Diaz
he's a good friend and is always there when u need a laugh. he is the "hot jock" of the friend group that is probably mostly girls. He is almost always making stupid jokes and his friends r always reminding him about is "dark time" as a fuck boy. he's always there when u need him and makes sure no stupid guys mess whilth his friends under his watch.
example: thank god abe was there last night i hate being the center of attention
Makes the girls go wild. Technical name: Abdominal (Muscles).
1.Oml😍 Did you see Zac Effron's abs?
2.He has got such great abs
3.Them abs tho
Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named Abed. Someone named Abed, is also usually reffered to as a pussy magnet.
"Wow look at that guy, he's getting a 3 some, wow, he's such an Abed"
"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."
A nickname used by women to describe a sexy or abnormally good looking man
Hey, look at the ABe over there