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Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
'Know what an apple is?'
Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'
ME: HEY GUY IS AN APPLE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE
GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE
ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*
THIS APPLE IS SO JUICY YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME LIKE IT SQURITS OUT LIKE PEE.
ALEX WAS DRINKING (APPLE) JUICE AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS PEE
A card game originally made for small children where one matches nouns to a given adjective that somewhere along the line, as most things, got turned into a drinking game.
Person 1: Okay so for "Useless" I got Helen Keller, Anne Frank and Lima Beans. This is going to be the hardest Apples to Apples round yet.
Person 2: No way. It was harder when for delicious I had to pick between Megan Fox and Sandwiches.
An extremely fun board game in which contestents try to get the judge to pick their noun for a certain given adjective
Jim: Hey dude lets go play Apples to apples
Brett: No thanks i'd rather play quiddler
1) the awesomest game ever
2)A semi-popular card game involving anywhere from 4 to 10 people; where one green "topic" card is laid down, and each player puts down a red card relevant to the topic. Very often cards are put down as a direct contradiction to the topic, or to be funny.
-- the game is named such because instead of comparing to different things, such as "apples to oranges", you are comparing to similar things.
Apples to Apples is the best game ever!
Dude you cant compare those, its like comparing Apples to Oranges. But here: compare these apples to those apples...
idk how do you make an example for this?
the most amazing card game in history
Terrence: wanna play apples to apples?
Dylan: psh! fuck yes!
Andrew: what's apples to apples?
Sabrina: only the most amazing game ever!