ASSMALLOW

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.

Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!