Home of STD'S
- (9/10 girls have it)
- scumbag school
- can get in with a GPA of 2.7
-where there are annual playboy meetings
-legitament facts...look it up
I'm from ASU.
- Dayuummmmnn, you got fungus down there??!! (no sex with you tonight)
Also known as Arizona State University. This fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sluts and men with small penises. All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, Richard Simmons, "here at ASU, we under achieve with style!" Most male clubs at this school promote gay sex while most women at this school have 87% of the total STDs in the United States. A cool place to go to college if you're a tard.
"Hey man, guess what?"
"What dude?"
"I got in to ASU!"
"Wow...you must be a real fucking idiot!"
"Yeah, I really am!"
"I don't want to be your friend anymore..."
"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"Get out of my house...."
ASU is an abbreviation for Arizona State University, located in the the state of Arizona spanning over multiple large campuses.
ASU is:
Home to the Arizona Sun Devils!!!
Ranked top innovative school in the US.
Well known for kicking Wildcat butt!
Also known for being a party school, but who doesn't like a good party!
Best university in Arizona!
I am an undergraduate student at ASU; which is short for Arizona State University.
Air Support Unit
Often used by Police across the world to refer to their helicopter unit that supports them during duty.
We need the ASU to search the area
"Man, I just finished a game of netball, now I gotta get out of these ASU's."
ASU stomped on some Cats in their win Saturday in Tempe.
ASU baseball has capture 5 National Championships.
Maroon and Gold baby!
Arizona State University is the real ASU!