ASVAB

Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery
after joining the military its a test you take to see what jobs you qualify for

sweet dude i passed the ASVAB
now i can be a cook!

ASVAB Waiver

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.

I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..