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An expensive apple item you have put in your ears to be immune to broke people.
Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds?
*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*
Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.
Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.
Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.
"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"
. What broke people don’t have
“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users
A visual sign of being a douche
Airpods are only used by douchey people
Something people in debt buy just to look cool. Typically they also carry around the newest iPhone to show off further how far into debt they are.
Person 1: Oh god, not another AirPods user.
Person 2: At least I'm not broke.
Person 1: What was that? I don't speak "In Debt".
An apple item in which the user can't afford the wire. And can't speak broke.
Me:Hey Kev-
Kevin:What? You👉 want to speak 🗣 with me?😂 Well I got airpods☁️, sorry 🙏😓💦, don't 🚫 speak 🗣 broke. Byeeeee 🤣😆🤗
Me:What the fuck??