Apm

Anti personal Mine=A Pussy Mine, Used in Battle Field 2142 by Snipers who cant shoot people so they plant mines miles away from them to get their kills.

PLayer 1: Ok guys, we're gonna rush the tower! everyone follow me through the door! *rushes into door* BOOM

Player 2: *on the other side of the map* "lawl lawl I just killed another person with my Apm! Hey mom! look I'm ranked number one in the server! and mom, while your here can you sign me up for neopets?

apm

Actions Per Minute
Used in Warcraft 3 to measure the number of times someone clicks in one minute. Also a sign of gosuness if the APM is high, but people just click the rally point to get their APM higher than usual.

Omfg j00 are a n00b, ur apm is 40!
He is sooo fuckin gosu, his apm is 300!!! o_O

apm

Ass, Pussy, Mouth. Apm is penetrating all of these orifices at once, while making sure that the balls don't touch.

A song by Spamtec, off their album "STC is the Greatest"

www.spamtec.org

"Ass Pussy Mouth, Ass Pussy Mouth, It Ain't Gay if the Balls Don't Touch."

"Get Some Butt, Get Some Vag, Get Some Motherfucking Brain."

"Pull up, Slow up on This Grand Am and Gangbang, This Bitch While She Do a Handstand, Thats APM."

apme

Awkward. Porn. (and) Music. Encounter.
when one person is watching porn and the other is listening to music and a parent comes down to check out whats going on. The person listening to music hears the parent but because of the loud music ends up screaming "CHANGE THE CHANELL" instead of the recomended whisper. The parent is usually a little confused but decides its better to not question what happened.

Bill: *happily watches porn*
Mike: *happily listens to music*
Mike: BILL QUICK CHANGE THE CHANNELL *in a loud scream*
Bill: shut up i heard you
Parent: *looks around confused and shakes his head while leaving the room*
Bill: we should make a word for what just happened.
Mike: yeah but what?
Bill: how bout apme

apm

See Advanced Power Management (APM)

apm

after porn munchies.
after you have beat your meat and cum the almost immediate hunger that comes

ex: (thinks to self) wow that was good porn but now i have a case of apm

apm

Ass, Pussy, Mouth. Apm is penetrating all of these orifices at once, while making sure that the guys' balls don't touch, because that would be gay.

Dude, I would love to APM that girl! She is so fine.