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Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.
Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'
To treat your relationship too seriously
He is Apocalypsing his relationship.
Becoming too serious in the beginning of a relationship, being Ted Mosby
Look at Alex trying to be Ted Mosby, someone tell this kid that not every girl is his Robin.
Alex needs to stop apocalypsing!
A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:
Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.
Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.
What will happen when either of these happens:
A: Microsoft buys the government and your private life is vigilated and surveyed by the companies
B: Some far leftist commie scum or far rightist capitalist pig thinks its time to nuke.
C: Google's bots become setient and murder us all
D: Minecraft p2w servers crash economy
E: China's (literal) pigs develop a very stronk uncurable disease
F: Pokemons travel to this world and become berserk
G: Climate change becomes very bad
H: Raptors travel from the past and learn to open doors
Hb: and learn to build lightsabers
See also Ablogalypse
See also Freemium
See also EA
See also Nuke
oh no its the Apocalypse!
nah its just a giant invisible pink unicorn
When Kim Kardashian gets a part in a movie it causes an Apocalypse.
Person: I just saw Kardashian's latest film, HOLY SHIT, Apocalypse!!! THE EARTH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!