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Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.
Gah Mary! Why'd you have to kick all my shit over? You assface!!!
An individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his ass. In most cases, the face takes on the role of the ass and vice-versa. So, it is not uncommon for an assface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of shit.
He's such an assface - have you heard the shit that comes out of his mouth?
(1) A person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) Drop-dead ugly
"Straighten up, assface, people are watching."
"Holy Shit -- that guy has an assface."
My ex husband.
He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.
He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.
A verb. To marshal together a group to detain and subdue a person to the ground, while one asshole drops his pants, spreads his cheeks, and rubs his asshole across the victim's face. This act usually results in anger, or if the victim is a pussy, crying. Also causes intense embarrasment, not to mention it just plain smells like ass. Also may have the side effect of pink eye.
Ethan: Dude, you missed it! The whole wrestling team held down Dominic and I Assfaced him, it was fucking hilarious!
Kurtis: What did he do?
Ethan: He called us a bunch of crackers, then went home and cried.
A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.
Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!
When a chick or dude ((typicality a liittle dude with hero worship) whose faves reak of my huge muscle ass, in particular my ripe, rank & stank bung, and/or have visual signs of my manhole having been aggressively dragged and mashed on their happy faces, often even a skid.
After my little bubba’s mother (my ex ) mandated the shorts and pants with zippers had to come off before future (play) Wrestling re-match’s after the the Buttons over my rather substantial bulge scraped my little me’s cute face. I also might have gotten over worked up and was overly aggressively humping and grinding his face HARD.
She’s smart. And little man didn’t seem too bent ouT of shape when my dirty Dickie’s dropped. Commando Dads are well loved. Lol. Although facing the other way, his face level to my massive fart cannon… drop. Wall of pungent papa pooper hit him, laying him out like a canary in a coal mine But he recovered and didn’t hesitate to be my arch enemy in the ring while Also braving the coalmine I.e. dad’s fun Dirty fart cannon and asteroid launcher.
Getting stank faced Like some of his fav WWE stars. Huge built fuckr.
My big dramatic pin - my now fully exposed mega butt - right down on his cute happy fart marked face. Firmly.
Damn son you smell like shit. You been assfaced!