To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.
Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.
Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid
Synonym: Shitty
1)Dont assify the situation.
2)Who assified the room?
3)That's one assified face!
adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.
p.tense Assified
con. tense Assifying
He is going to assify that room I just know it.
Did you see how she assified that car?
Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?
A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?
I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.
We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.
continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.
Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?
This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.
A buttplug
I heard Hannah is into using toys, she may be packing the Assifier