Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.
Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!
an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about
AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.
A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
A drunk friend who grabs your ass
"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"
A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."