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Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy September 18, 2008


Assmonkey

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

by Tardo September 29, 2003


Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003


Assmonkey

A bitch that loves it up the ass.

Tracy is such an assmonkey.

by Tracy White June 27, 2003


Assmonkey

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 25, 2009


Assmonkey

A drunk friend who grabs your ass

"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"

by avaquato January 16, 2004


assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

by Minor Ramblings September 05, 2005