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Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.
A cop dildo.
Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.
Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!
Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.
a word that describes an attractive woman or her lady parts. It is said that Badge originated from hearing the word "Vag" incorrectly.
It is suitable to be used in the presence of certain company when other words may not be.
Unlike "Vagina", Badge can not apply to ugly or undesirable women, only sexy ones.
"Twelve O'clock, take a look at that bit of Badge!"
"Hey Freddy, how'd you go last night on your date? Did you get any Badge?"
'"How did she look in the light? Still Badge?"
"No unfortunately, she was actually a bit of a Bog-Rat once i could see her properly but i still smashed her"'
Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.
JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."
RH: "That is quite a lot. "
JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."
RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."
JC: "I think I almost got away with that."
-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon
The visible brown mark that is left on the outside of the trousers after an unexpected but satisfactory shart
Pass me a tissue chief, I've only gone and badged myself again!
Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.
Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.
Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.
OR:
Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.
Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!
Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment
about becoming the leader of her reading club.
Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!