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Benchwarmer is:
1) In sport, when player is not playing because he is on replacement.
2) In life, when someone is not trying to reach something in the goal of life
1) Defoe is not playing because he is on replacement, today will play Roman Pavlyuchenko.
2) He have not realised this plan because he is not doing somethig for that. Benchwarmer!
Someone who plays on a team, but does not start.
Sal, I'm sorry, but your a benchwarmer for today's game.
A guy who doesnt get girls or is too scared to go for it
Brock: You were suppoesed to kiss Lauren, what happend?
Brady: I got scared man
Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!
When you warm the bench with your weak, incompetent ass.
He is such a benchwarmer. At least, his ass warms the bench.
someone who does not play because either
-Their Coaches are fucking retards and dont like them
-Others kids ahve the coaches balls in their mouth
-they are terrible
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Benchwarmer means
1. "how come bob doesnt play?"
"because he told coach john to go fuck himself"
2. "Why does anthony play over bob?"
"because anthony has the coaches cock in his mouth"
3. "How come billy hasnt played yet?"
"Because he is fat and terrible"
The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position
Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity