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Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.
1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.
2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me
Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.
(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.
Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)
To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.
OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.
Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.
Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"
Man 1: That's not a bad idea....
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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.
Person 2: Benoit yourself
To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.
What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.
Benoit or Mclovin for short is a person that gets pussy every night and every woman wants to sleep with him
Wow, you slept with jeremy’s mom you are such a Benoit
A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.
(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"
(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"
(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"
When one has Sarnac and it passes to the grundel/taint.
"I had a bad case of Sarnac that exploded into Benoit."