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An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
When you try to burp, but a little vomit comes out.
Person 1 *burfs* “sorry I just burfed.”
Person 2 “what the fuck is a burf?”
Person 1 “sharting of the mouth.”
A disgusting and nauseating fart, usually consisting of egg-like odors with a hint of shit. Always silent, but deadly.
Dude, it smells like shit! Did somebody burf?
According to my 3 yr old daughter, who came up with this word, it is what happens when you burp and barf a little at the same time.
When George gave me that come hither look, I burfed in my mouth.
when someone burps and then right after barfs all over the floor, or friends face and/or spits a mento out in between barfing period.
He Burfed all over the auto shop!
To burf is to dry hump another human from behind. It's basically doing the doggystyle sex position, but with clothing on. This is very common in Provo, Utah or other areas where premarital sex is discouraged.
Bro, I got into it with this chick last night and burfed so hard. But it's cool cause we didn't have sex, I can still go to church on Sunday.
Bro, I burfed so hard last night I have rashes on my tip.
A person who is:
1. Crude
2. Annoying
3. A parent who tries to hard to be cool by their child's standard's so they
a. make a fool of themselves
b. Embarrasses their child
c. Fail
d. All of the above
4. All of the above
You are such a Burf for making up new song lyrics.