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The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.
The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.
Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.
(n) An idiot or stupid person.
Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?
Cakes that appear on your butt.
Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass
It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.
I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!
An assloaf.
I dropped a couple of buttmuffins in the toilet just now.
A steaming fresh poop, big and smelly.
I'm baking a hot, fresh buttmuffin for you as we speak
Similar to a "shart"
It is the attempt to fart, but have a solid poop squish in your undies instead.
I was really gassy today but had to run home because I dropped a "buttmuffin"