CDC

CDC stands for Centers for Disease Control. Without the people who work there and other disease research places we'd all have crabs and cat scratch fever. Also in other cases they have a tendency to overreact to things.

Made up statement #1 from the CDC : We're working in conjuction with researchers from the United States Army and Navy to find long-term treatments to the ongoing but controlled MRSA outbreak.

Made up statement #2 from the CDC : OMGWTFBBQ a huge case of emola has taken over the free world as we know it and we should all evacuate the planet!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!

CDC

Curved dick crew

I just found out I could squirt, I ain't fuckin with niggas with straight dicks, imma need me a curved dick. That CDC.

CDC

Corrupt, worthless, organization that claims to be helpful when it comes to health and safety and other crap like that, but in reality they just fuck over everyone they can when they can.

The CDC is fucking garbage and should not be taken serious.

CDC

California Department of Corrections. The California state prison system.

Tyrone: "Hey Shiniqua, where Rayquan?" Sheniqua: "O, he done gone fuck up again and be doin da time in the CDC fo holden up the fried chicken and koolaide stand again." Tyrone: "O fo sho!"

CDC

Stands for "Crying Drunk Chick". This female has had waaayy too much to drink, and is therefore reliving a break-up/reminiscing about the past/ sobbing about their low self-esteem. There's one at every party.

"Oh man, I totally took on the role of CDC last night."

CDC

Cool, Don't Care

Friend: I got a new shirt today!
You: CDC!

CDC

The organization that claims to help save you but in fact is the creators of masks.

the cdc requires everyone to buy masks.