wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc
he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.
HE IS SO FUCKING GAY AND LIKES BOYS AND LIKES THEIR BALLS ALL NIGHT
Sam: OMG CHRIS is so fucking GAY
A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.
That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.
A really hot teddy bear.
A: Do you like to cuddle with him?
B: Yea, he's a Chris.
throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
chris stop fucking throwing milk