CILF

Cougar I'd like to fuck.

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.

CILF

Canadian
I'd
Like to
Fuck

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.

CILF

Chinese I'd Like to Fuck

That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package

CILF

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.

Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".

CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

CILF

Cop I'd like to fuck.

Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.

A DILF or MILF police officer.

Did you see the HOT ass on that CILF?
I sure wish he had pulled me over to ask me for a date.

CILF

Cheerleader i'd like to fuck

A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET