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CLETUS

Cetus is a town whereCleetus from alabama YEETUS the fetus was born he loved to fuk his faMilY in the arshole during his spare time

CLETUS FROM ALABAMA: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUSSSSSSSSSSS THAT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SISTA

by Tyrone Ayden January 22, 2019


Cletus

Greek origination; short form of Anacletus. This name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, Saint Anacletus. It can also function in an Anglicized form of Kleitos.

While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.

Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.

Yo!- you see that pimp Cletus? He done dropped that booty swaggerin biotch!

by StarboyK February 03, 2010


Cletus

(AKA Cousin Cletus)

2: Also can be synonymous with hillbilly.

Heeeeeey Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003


cletus

He's Cletus,the slack jawed yokel!

Yee-haw!

by TheWiggidy October 31, 2003


cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.

Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!

by VegasRudeBoy September 13, 2005


cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 25, 2004


Cletus

a little fucking bitch, a piece of redneck white trash shit.

Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.

by Nick D March 13, 2003