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Chin Landing Strip, a strongly-defined soul patch beard, used to guide a penis into a precise landing pattern so that the cock enters the CLS owner's eager mouth.
A CLS is a mustacheless variation of prison pussy.
That weird old man clipped his whiskers into a CLS. His CLS encourages more and more dicks to come in for a landing.
Cucumber Lifesaver Syndrome - when a man's penis is too big to fit in a tight vagina.
Similar to if you tried to fit a cucumber through a lifesaver candy.
Extra lube had to be used becuase they had CLS
Cory Light Syndrome:: Your penis is so small, you have to have a magnifying glass and tweezers to put it away and/or find it.
I tried having sex with that dude, but he has major CLS.
CLS - Conditional Lowering of Standards
Coined in the UK, the state at which you hook up with someone below the level you normally would due to intense inebriation.
Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THEM?!
Person 2: Don't worry, it was just my CLS kicking in.
Cock licking Schmuck!.. self explanatory.
Alex Trebek: "Welcome back to Jeapordy."
Contestant 3 John: "I'll take Acronyms for 200 please."
Trebek: "CLS."
Contestant 3 John: "What is a Cock Licking Schmuck?"
Trebek: "Correct."
Contestant 2 Carl: "Hey wait, those are my initials!"
Abbreviation of “Chi Lun Sin”, Cantonese phrase meaning “fucking crazy”.
Chi Sin = Crazy/Mad/Insane; Lun = Penis/when used in the middle of a phrase it translates into “fucking”.
“Nei dou cls geh.” You are fucking crazy.
“Cls kui warn dou ho din.” Fucking mad he/she got really wild.