CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe, it slaps but u should neva listen to it in public. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM

Person 1:yo what did y'all do last night * wink

Person 2: oh yh "I saved dick by giving it CPR"

CPR

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

CPR

The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).

Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"

CPR

CPR also know as
Child
Paddleboat
Racing

Some kid: *drowning
Guy 1: HELP, THAT KID IS DROWNING
Guy2: Dont worry i know cpr, Child paddleboat racing
Guy1: good luck hiding the body

CPR

A cheap excuse for a kiss.

Yes, CPR saves lives, but most of the time both people aren't good looking and in love.

CPR

Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.

-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect

CPR

Short for Cock to Pussy Resuscitation. Saving a dying pussy with a healthy dose of dick.

I thought she was dying so a gave her a little CPR. Turns out she just needed some dick.