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CTFD

Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.

(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!

by Awesome Pat December 03, 2007


CTFD

CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)

"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."

by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020


CTFD

Calm the Fuck Down

Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"

by thepimpogloc June 14, 2009


CTFD

"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"

OMFG will you just CTFD!?

by MagicalTrelmo January 14, 2008


CTFD

It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a Beef.

#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert"
#2 "WHAT?!?!?!?"
#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her Posse"

"Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!"
"What you say 'bout my mamma?!?!"
"CTFD, It was a harmless joke"

by alexdude2901 November 05, 2011


CTFD

Calm The F*** Down

CTFD you are too loud!!!

by Rishi Shah October 11, 2008


CTFD

Calm The Fuck Down.

said when someone is really stressed out and needs to slow it down.

Mary: AH! I have homework, tests, a midterm tomorrow, and I am not getting enough sleep or food!!!!
Jess: CTFD and plan well.

by tropicy October 13, 2010