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whatever randy wants it to mean.
It can mean Drip, Finesse, Bread, Clout, New New, ETC...
OMG danny is the cunke rn.
Bryson said I was the cunke of the week! Stoked!
To screw up/get screwed over, usually without a chance of redeeming oneself immediately.
Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.
Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.
“Come on, don’t cunk me, dude.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”
1. A verb used in a specific phrase to tell them that you’re about to do something that will completely blow their mind and destroy their penis.
2. Gang jelq.
1. hold up gotta CUNK!
2. hold up gotta CUNK!
Cunk is a word that can be applied in any scenario, because it has no meaning. It can be a noun, a verb, even an adjective.
Bill: Hey John, do you cunk?
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.