CVS

Also the name of a pharmacy

Hey lets go to the CVs pharmacy

CVS

acronym, "Crappy Variety Store"; a pharmacy chain that stocks health and beauty supplies, snack foods, holiday kitsch, photo accessories and convenience items that are all of poor ("crappy") quality.

My new winter hat already has a hole in it.
-Where'd you get it?
CVS.
-Well, what did you expect?

CVS

1. Crooked Vagina Syndrome

Mertyl has CVS and it scares me.

CVS

Slang for average or not so great sex. Named after the retail store CVS,which sells basic things...

Man,I ain't had sex in so long that I'll go for CVS.

CVS

Chocolate Vanilla Strawberry

I want some of that cvs ice cream

CVS

To fail in seduction. i.e. Never closing (like CVS; geddit?).

Darren: Did you get that girl back to yours last night?
Clive: Negative.
Darren: Ha! You're so CVS!
Clive: ??
Darren: You never close.

Barbara: Did you get Percy's penis in you last night?
Siobhan: No. I totally CVSed again.
Barbara: Scheisse. You are never going to close on that bit of man meat.

CVS

Chassis Vibration Sensor. dashboard object in the form of a hula girl or bobble-head with a spring

Time to check the tires; the CVS is going haywire