Caper

An event that would involve more effort than you are willing to give

I can't be arsed to do that. It's just too much of a caper.

Caper

A testicle from the world's smallest mammal, Craseonycteris thonglongyai. Capers are only gathered under a blue moon from the hours of midnight to 2 AM. Although Capers originate in Thailand from the Kitti's hog-nosed bat, they are shipped worldwide and marketed as a delicacy. (Do not confuse with dingleberry.)

The capers on my $45 flatbread dish were pickled in a brine solution.

Caper

Something completely unnecessary.

*Marty just knocked Stevie's cheeky nandos out of his hands, shouting "Up The Peelers".
"You can't be at that caper, Marty, you dick."

caper

Older slang defining some sort of shady activity; usually illegal. shenanigans.

So tell us out the caper, boss.

capers

to rob somebody for something he got that you want to make a livin

imma catch diz capers up here in da cut

caper

to commit an act of robbery

Ay son i just pulled this caper on this white boy.

capers

Flowering bud of the keisha bush, used in fancy cooking.

Fresh salmon with lemon caper garlic sauce.