Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles

1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!

Capon

a gay rooster with no nuts

"im gonna make a capon outta you!"

Capon

A castrated rooster. ie no balls

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."

Caponer

Getting extremely excited about something nobody cares about.

Dan got a caponer when thinking about the high school football game.

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

capone

Reference to Al Capone, famous Chicago gangster. If you're "straight up capone" you're a true gangsta out there on the streets, not one to be fucked with.

"You're straight up capone"

caponed

When you are owned by Al Capone or owned in a mob style.

Man that accountant in The Untouchables just got caponed.