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Caulk; A funny word that has the same pronunciation as the male genitalia, however instead of the off-putting, expected meaning, it is merely a form of plaster used for house and bathroom repair.
(note: Amazing for joking with friends! Example as follows;)
*Man one*: "Hey Non-disclosed friend, wanna see a picture of my caulk?"
*Man two*: "Hell no Equally non-disclosed friend! That is very disgusting and inappropriate!"
*Man one*: *shows picture of completely innocent repair tool known as "Caulk"*
*also Man one*: "See? This is my completely innocent repair tool known as 'Caulk'"
*Man two*: "Ha Ha Ha, This is very humorous. Thank you for showing me this example of great humor my good Non-disclosed friend"
1. Another name for the male reproductive organ
2. Something you put around a doorjamb to create a seal
Bitch get down on your hands and knee's and suck my caulk.
Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.
Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.
A white, viscous liquid adhesive which is waterproof when dry. The most common use is in buildings, to seal spaces (i.e., around windows) that would ordinarily reduce the efficiency of insulation.
Frylock: He - man - what the - you've been eating all my caulk!
Meatwad: Caulk? Nah, this is cheese!
Frylock: No, it's highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. It's caulk!
Meatwad: And it's good, too!
Frylock: Listen to this, OK? Avoid human contact. May cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to THINK you can see the future, but you can't!
Meatwad: Well, what does it say about finding oil?
Frylock: Nothing!
Meatwad: Uh oh.
Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.
Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.
Getting one's ass filled to the rim with seaman.
The pornstar's pink starfish got caulked.
1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out
2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use
1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.