Chafee

Idiot, Lunatic, Asshole

Used commonly in New England

That guy over there, he is such a chafee.

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.

"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"

Chafe

Copying or having the same thing as someone.

"Why did you chafe me!"

Chafe

A white rash around the genitals caused by rubbing or itching the scrotum or inner thigh. Commonly a result of masterbation. Chafe off-cuts can occur when the chafe is taken from the infected area and smeared somewhere else on the subject.

"Oh shit i am all chafed up"

Chafe

the one down side of masturbation

I'm chafin up a storm underneath this blanket

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!