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A holiday celebrated by people of the Jewish religion taking place the week following Easter. All Easter candy by this point has gone on sale anywhere from 50 to 75% off which is too good of a deal to pass up.
"Mommy is it Cheaster yet?"
"Cheaster came early, now we have a lot of inexpensive candy on the table"
"I schleped clear cross town to find the best deal so I could celebrate Cheaster."
Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.
Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"
John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"
"Christians" who go to church only on Christmas and Easter. Or even worse, they celebrate the holidays without even going to church.
Church is so packed today, all those darn cheasters!
A child molester (usually a male)
Cuz look dat cheaster is cheaking out dat kid
A portmanteau of the words “cheater” and “Easter.”
A cheaster is a Christian who only goes to church on:
Christmas
Ash Wednesday
Palm Sunday
Easter
“We better get to Christmas Mass earlier than we do on Sundays because all the cheasters will be there to hog up the pews.”