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Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.
The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?
See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.
*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"
Chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole
"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."
To be really pissed off
Molly: Anton is really making me angry
Tommy: you feeling abit chived?
i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.