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Choppy

Verb meaning to chop your dick off. Usually only done in extreme cases or in would you rather.

Me: Would you rather eat shit every day for 3 years or do a choppy?

Dave: Thats a tough one but i think i'd have to pull a choppy..

by ChopMaster September 05, 2012


Choppy

Used in a situation where a (usually pathetic) individual is lying out his/her ass about some sort of conquest.

Guy 1: Ya man, I was out with these 2 girls last night and I ended up having a 5 way with them and their moms in my F150 Lariat. Then I raced Vin Diesel for pinks and owned him.

Me to others: It's getting a little choppy in here....

by IIIEZ__ March 09, 2010


Choppy

The most pathetic individual in the known universe.

The term is derived from one particular person.

He festers in the back of computer labs. He listens to a Nomad mp3 player, and raises the volume when popular songs come on so that people will think he is cool, and has imaginary montages in which they are introducing him to more cool people, and when they try to shake his hand he says \\\\\\\"too slow\\\\\\\" and pulls his hand away, and then looks around smiling stupidly to see who is laughing with him.

He can constantly be heard saying things like \\\\\\\"tetris is unrealistic\\\\\\\", \\\\\\\"shut up! or I\\\\\\\'ll karate you to death\\\\\\\", or \\\\\\\"NGGGGGG\\\\\\\".

Most marvelous of all, is that his hunch defies the laws of physics and popularly accepted biological truths. Fully erect he would be over seven feet tall, however, his spinal column would collapse in on itself.

Other variations:
Chop\'n\'fresh
Yngwie Chopstein
Robochop

by Bill Oreilly April 15, 2005


Choppy

when the tip of your penis get cut off when playing hockey.

Ceromax: I think the kratos guy Has a choppy
Shadez: He does im the one that chopped it.
tony: Wth.
Nicky: Shadez has a choppy i saw it!
Shadez: nicky you suck.

by dickman56 May 29, 2010


Choppy

Syracuse slang term for good cocaine or 'blowcaine'.

Yo I'm shitfaced, lets get some fire choppy

by BDH315 October 24, 2010


Choppies

An expression used as an alternative to "Chop chop"; said mainly to motivate somebody to complete a task; usually pronounced in a high-pitched voice. See choppy chops.

"Now children, complete questions 1-25 in your workbooks."

(Children begin talking amongst themselves.)

"Come on guys, choppies!"

by Burak Haliloglu April 16, 2006


choppy

Syracuse slang term for money, also known as chop or chop chop

"Give me that choppy fore you get banged out"

by s dot hood March 08, 2006