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A turd considting of at least 70% cheese
"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"
An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.
"I can't believe your mom just did that!"
Churd is simply short for Richurd.
Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".
Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.
Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?
Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.
When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd