The best damn thing that the man has EVER created. All these "Truth" adds can fuck off becasuse in reality ciggs have kept my girlfriend alive because if she quit then her blood sugar would get all fucked up.
Give me some cigarettes before I kick this guys ass.
Somthing that was made SPECIFICALLY to piss ,"Biafra J," off. Chances are this person is EMO, and just needs somthing to bitch about in his otherwise empty life...
The reality is that smoking calms you down, and the world would be a better place if EVERYONE smoked-- Even babies!
"I haven't beat the shit out of anyone since I started smoking..."
Smokable cancer that is much needed to survive without doing something completely insane. Also, there is never enough at hand.
Dammit, I only have half a cigarette left.
Newports are the best cigarettes.
1.Group of under aged boys, relatively middleschool/hughschoolers who always come around asking for things on a daily basis. Usually starts by being cool with an older boy probably a dropout who gets them to skip school and loiter in shopping centers.
2.Kids who come around bothering you because you're close in age and you gave them the time of day.
Person 1:The cigarettes came by earlier.
Person 2:The fuck they want now?
designed by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly.
"Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!!
The amount of distance it takes to walk while smoking one cigarette.
Fuck going into town, that's two cigarettes away and I only have one cigarette left.