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A fast slap shot in the game of hockey. Goaltenders avoid these type of shots.
Joel ward just fucking shot a clapper, eh?
Clapper. Noun, adverb, verb
A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.
B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.
C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.
A: "That effing clapper done did me in. It feels like it will bloody fall off when I pee."
B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"
C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."
Oh, the clapper. It is an act in which a dude stands naked and humps the air with such force that his junk smacks off of his his taint and then pelvis. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.
The man said: Yeah. So when i got out of the shower i realized it was the most opportune moment to do the clapper.
When a women's vag is so loose it claps when she walks.
"Sick did you hear that clapper!!"
a mutherfuckin Gun
term used mostly in the South
get to steppin before i pull out that clapper.
A stripper who is able to make her ass shake so vigorously that the cheeks clap, or the ass that claps.
Buffie the Body is a serious clapper.
I'll drop a dollar on a clapper with a snapper.
to be duped by a friend that appears to want to hang out, but in the end just wants to use you for your money.
When Andrew called to hang out and grab a few beers after work I thought it was sincere; I later realized I was clappered because he only needed me to pay the bill.