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The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.
jonny: daddy, what are condoms?
Dad: son, condoms can break
Something we need in order to not become pregnant
Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms
Girl- because we didn't use a condom
Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.
The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.
Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.
A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.
If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.
What broke last night.
Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
Savior to many who fear child support.
Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point