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(Verb) To take, buy or otherwise gain possession of
Should I cop the new Jordans?
I just copped Madden 20, want to play?
Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.
An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.
A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.
A government-funded gangbanging thug.
Listen to Ill Bill - How To Kill A Cop to get what I'm saying.
singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.
"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"