n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!
A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.
A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine
and made me eat their cumburgers!
The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger
cumburgers are all over the place, especially in mansfield woodhouse. the majority of them go by the name of “louie”
“oh my god look at that cumburger over there!”
“that louie guy is such a cumburger”