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Verb; To call the girl you're banging by another woman's name.
"Major mishap with that chic from next door bro. I totally got cuntfused or something and called her my ex's name while I was banging it out. Needless to say, she left before my grand finale."
When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Confused because you are a woman.
"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."
1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.
2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.
2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.
"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"
When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.
Cuntfusion, cuntfused
"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "