DCM

Don't come Monday, a term used when your services are no longer required. To be fired. Terminated.

Max, got his DCM for punching out that customer.

DCM

DON'T CONFUSE ME

MAX: WE HAVE SCHOOL ON MONDAY RIGHT
KATIE: YEAH WE DO
KATIE: ACTUALLY NO WE DON'T
MAX: WHAT DCM

DCM

DCM means Disney Channel Moment. If you suddenly find yourself in a situation that seems like it could be made into a cheesy Disney Channel show or you say something like "Thats totes awk" You can use the term DCM.

Example 1:
Kimmie: Hey Kandie, did you think the dance was a major Blow or Go??

Kandie: Major Blow! Did you see Tammie dancing? Scandelous!

Kimmie: DCM!! DCM!!

Example 2:
Ryan: Hey man check out these sweet moves!

Drew: DCM bro...

DCM

Dehydrated cunt muscle

Dcm is Your ex girlfriend who is dehydrated in the cunt area

DCM

Double chin moment. That awkward moment when you selfie and notice that you are flaunting a major double chin.

double chin selfie

Girl: Becky, delete that selfie you posted. I have a DCM!!

DCM

Drug Culture Moron: Someone who has a drug reference in every facet of their life, as if taking drugs is the most fascinating thing about their personality.

Did Sam buy another shirt with hemp leaves on it? He's such a DCM.

DCM

The hardest group in all of the villages north of Lincoln

"Bro don't do that you'll have DCM on your case!"