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DDF or Daily Dose of Frank
(Original - Dnevna doza Franje (Croatian))
For when you have a friend in group who just has random outbursts of unrelated, fairly stupid comments or jokes and after a while you become used to it and call such phenomenon - DDF.
It's also appliable for when someone else has stupid remark and you call it DDF in respect to Franjo, the ultimate redneck.
(in original his name is Franjo which is croatian for Frank - and therefore "Daily Dose of Frank")
Out of the blue, unrelated he says something like
Frank: "If someone threatened you with a gun, what would you do? - suck him off"
Everyone: "hahaha, DDF!"
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Original:
Franjo: "da ti neko prijeti s pištoljom kaj bi mu napravil ? - popušil bi mu kurac"
Svi: "Hahaha, DDF!"
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Frank: "Shit on me my pidgeons, shit!"
(Original Franjo: "Serite po meni golubovi moji, serite")
Dick Don't Fit.
Simple. When a guys dick doesn't fit in a girls pussy cause she's just too tight.
"Babe it's just not going to fit"
"ugh fine DDF"
Distance Distortion Factor. When a girl looks hot from a distance but isn't when you get closer.
"Dude, she looks hot"
"Nah mate, it's just DDF. I've been closer and she isn't."
Distance Distortion Function
When a girl is really hot from far away, but when you get closer, u realize dat she aint dat hot! the distance made her hot.
Whoa, dat girl suffers from DDF
A DECA doll face or DDF refers to the best type of DECA girl you could ever meet. She is amazing, witty, beautiful and hillarious. This type of women is very prominent in the business world and sets high standards for herself. She'll probably be your boss someday.
the best type of DECA girl you could ever meet; not a DECA slut
ex. Wow look at the DDF! She is smart and hott!
Dog Dick Funny, cause we all know how funny a dog's dick is.
1. OMG, that was so DDF!
2. Get your DDF face out of my sight!
3. I've heard some funny jokes, but that last joke was just DDF.