Random
Source Code
Random
The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild.
Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.
The Deef are escaping captivity and overthrowing the government.
Holy shit Connor! Did you just deef? Get the fuck out of my car!
Deef |dēf|
1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.
2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.
1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."
2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."
to defriend someone on Facebook
Man, if Darryl posts one more hipstamatic picture of his stupid kid, I'm going to have to deef him.
Making a "queef" style noise with your penis. Involves getting the air in your urinary tract to form a vacuum - letting the air out with a PRRRRRUITT-sound.
A deef is basically a dick queef.
Johnny! Did you just deef!?" "Sorry mom." "You know the rule, no deefing at the table.