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Dickstraction

When you need your boy(s) to come rescue you from an uncomfortable situation

Ay man, I have both of the girls here that im messing with, I need a dickstraction.

by Malikabdul September 26, 2020


Dickstraction

When the Dick is so inviting, that your desire completely distracts you from everything else entirely and compells you to chase that cock til your sexual needs are satisfied.

" Babe, Please go over there while I finish my work, I love you but I have to finish this and your too much of a dickstraction to me."

" My man can be such a dickstraction to me... I cant ignore it, I try sometimes but it's pointless, because in the back of my mind my thoughts keep getting interrupted thinking of his cock pounding my pussy! As much as I push those thoughts back down and try to focus, my pussy physically is pulsing inside my panties and my body grinds against my seat. I have no choice but to stop wasting time fighting my desires, jump on daddy's dick so we can bust real quick and I can focus on work again!"

" I dont mind being single, but damn a bitch could sure use a GOOD dickstraction!"

by MISS.SWEETS June 04, 2020


Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008


dickstraction

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

by Maggie Mead December 12, 2005


dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 22, 2016


dickstract

a miss pronunciation for distraction.

Jennifer is such a dickstract

by God of definition April 21, 2017


DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

by Wolfany January 19, 2021