Elbot

A internet user who has had Elbot as his nickname since 10 years of age, long before the annoying internet chat robot was even thought up. Deep down he's a nice, merely misunderstood by many. A loner.

Elbot has defamed elbot.com on several occasions for using his name.

elbotic static

Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.

Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials

His elbow ignited on fire due to elbotic static