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A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.
Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
The French version of an Italian "Espresso". Weaker, with more water. Often used mistakenly to describe the Italian version and is the target of arch wankers who like to express their superior "correctness".
How to correctly order such a coffee: "Un expresso s'il vous plaît"
Wanker: "It's ESPRESSO, not EXPRESSO"
Frenchman: "Voulez-vous votre café ou pas?"
A word that a dumbass fucktard says.
I.e. lambs dumbass orders expresso
Yum Expresso! Tastes like my favorite thing in the whole work... DICK
When someone is ordering coffee and is in such a haste they pronounce Espresso like they are a black guy (or girl) and say Expresso...similar to Ask and Axe.
Customer: Can I have 2 small regular coffees with a shot of expresso in each.
Cashier: What are you...Black?
Customer: Yea nigga, what you want fool?
what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.
I'll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my ineptitude.
I asked for coffee on Ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.
how someone who say aksed say espresso
Bruh when I aksed for an expresso she said they was out