FIRST!!

A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.

Comment 1: FIRST!!

Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.

First!

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st

But first

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

"Who will be evicted tonight? But first! Mike Boogie is creepy."

"But first!"

the first

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.

The power of good will triump over the first.

First!

Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first

1st Commenter: "FIRST!"

2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."

Firstness

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

I'm a loser for achieving firstness.

first

What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc