Feath

adjective
1. the state between dying and death
2. when one can't spell anything because they're too high

noun
1. a person who is going to die in 1 second
2. a high person who can't spell

1. I'm shot, i'm a feath now, leave me and run for your life!
2. I'm so feath right now.

feath

to passionately fuck

Tony is so hot, I wish he would feath me

Feathing

Having gay intercourse with a living bird, specifically pigeon, while it's being put under chinese water-torture in a room with no light sources at all. This is commonly used as a quick sensation of pleasure without the trouble of getting an actual girlfriend and having a compassionate relationship with someone.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3 apparently feathed in a whole vulture last night!
Guy 2: That's BS. He can't even fit comfortably into a pigeon.
Guy 1: Nah, feathing is just has sex with it in a dark room. Chinese water torture for extra fun.
Guy 3: Dude, I cummed like, 3 times in it.